unclefather:

“i want a cracker" 

inkfishie:

reverendharlemheat:

beulard:

reverendharlemheat:

DC locals fucking with inauguration tourists was easily one of the best things to happen this weekend

But…why? If they were politely asking a question, giving someone false information just because you don’t agree with them is pretty shitty.

counterpoint: eat my asshole with ketchup and mustard

It wasn’t “false information”, it was an “Alternative Fact”

anakinskydala:

coruscant nine nine [82/?]

headfirstreverseoceanfalling:

endtroducer:

headfirstreverseoceanfalling:

endtroducer:

powerade - gives you power

gatorade - makes you an alligator

choose wisely….

*d*rinks both

y-you cant just do that! you cant do this! Youll overload yourself! youll become too powerful! you cant! dont do this!

this is My swamp

randomfandomteacher:

villanshaveruinedmylife:

Is that Doug dimmadome?

owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

marauders4evr:

Clinton lost Florida by 3%.

The third party was at 4%.

But hey…at least you all took a stand right?